Room 101 – 垃圾

A list of my pet hates, in no particular order, which I would gladly see thrown into the bowls of the earth by presenting them to the BBC’s Paul Merton on Room 101

1. Elephant & Castle ghettos in London
2. The London underground system
3. English Chavs (by day) cum football hooligans (by weekend)
4. English snobs from public schools born with a silver spoon in their ass
5. English food
6. Fast food
7. English-half-hearted constantly changing weather
8. Soap operas
9. Being asked about the English Royal family in the USA in order to break the ice in a tough dinner party conversation
10. English queues and the repressed rage that comes with life in England (You might notice a pattern here!)

1. US Immigration/passport control guards at airports
2. Car-friendliness – pedestrian unfriendliness of US towns
3. Hardcore Republicans
4. Cigarettes
5. Anally bitchy, yet successful women like Miranda Priestly (from the Devil Wears Prada)
6. Anally bitchy people in general
7. Coffee
8. My flatmate(s)
9. Big Brother the TV series
10. Being wrongfully accused of video taping your mate having sex at a house party
11. Dating and all the etiquette that comes with it
12. Dance/Techno/Rave music
13. Shopping – for anything non-essential to my daily living
14. Christmas (I am a selfish stooge and have no family or friends)
15. Absolute, suffocating, depressing, loneliness

I am slowly slipping into the shoes of a grumpy, boring old man. This has been an angry week for me. My apologies if any of this list applies to you or if you have a liking to any of these particular items. Do let me know if any of this should, with well backed evidence, not be thrown into Room101. Rant over.