Laugh out loud hysterically and fall off your chair

Yes, this book is real. As real as "How to Date an Asian Woman".

Found this through someone's Flickr Photostream. I like the excerpt they quoted from the book:

"MENTAL PROGRAMMING: TO DATE A WHITE WOMAN
- Define long-term goals
- State short-term objectives: What type of image do you want to project?
- The what and how should be in harmony with the targeted white woman you have in mind
- Set dating strategies to project your availability and image
- Analyze available physical positive assets (good looks, body type,) and resources (time, money).
- Gather the white woman's personal data
- Keep a diary, take notes, and review plans."


It's as if you're telling a computer how to be human.